Hi, I'm Hayden, Kim's dog. About six years ago, I was living in a crate in the garage of a friend of my owner. She had come upon hard times and had to live with a friend, who didn't want me in the house because his dog ruled his house. My name was BoBo.
Then Kim came along, and took me out of my crate. She changed my name to Hayden, and she pampered me. She gave me Brady, who puts me out and feeds me. Mykiah likes to take me on walks, but I'm not very fond of walking with Mykiah. She thinks walking is for exercise, which seriously cuts down on my ability to explore all the wonderful scents out in the world.
Mostly I love Kim. She is just amazing. She spends a lot of time sitting on the sofa by me, just keeping me company. She gets bored, so she types on that black thing... I think it's called a laptop.
Twice, I've almost died over these last five years. The first time, I ate a mouse. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that. Since I'm a chihuahua/terrier mix, it was a little difficult to pass all those mouse bones. Then, the dog food that I love to eat was poisoned by some idiots over in China. Or something like that. My mom was quick thinking and got me to the vet, and my awesome vet put me on an IV which flushed my kidneys and saved my life. Lots of dogs died due to the poisoned food, and I'm a lucky one.
My mom never forgets that, and she likes to pamper me. So here's some of my favorite things from her favorite place to shop, Etsy.
Organic Peanut Butter Treats
I love my treats. Every night when Dan gets home (have I mentioned Dan, who thinks he should share the bed with Kim... not me? who does he think he is?), I sit and stare at him until he gives me treats. He won't give me a treat until I perform a trick, so I bark or roll over or dance for him. It's humiliating. But worth it to get those treats. I'm almost out, so Kim just ordered two different kinds from this Etsy store. Some mini-bones and some training treats. She thinks she'll get me these for Christmas, but she's waiting to see which treat I like better.

Hand Stamped Pet Tags
This is not my tag. My tag is adorable and says "I have people" on one side and has my info (and Kim's) on the back. However, that one isn't sold anymore, and these are frankly quite classic and yet funky. Your pet would love to have one of these.

Christmas Dog Collar
My mom really wants this one for me, but it's hard to justify spending $20 on a collar. I have a perfectly good one (purchased from a different Etsy seller). This collar is by the same people who do Phat Straps (which Kim loves) and that's her holiday fabric. She has a garland in that fabric. A wreath. Five stockings. It seems to be fate, but she's trying to be responsible.
So there you go. Hayden the dog's favorite things from Etsy. I also really like a nice soft bed to sleep in on trips (they like to take me to Branson with them, and I like to go there, too). An extra plush blanket. Peanut butter on a spoon. Popcorn that Brady "drops" while he's watching TV. And chasing the cats. Barking at Dan.
My life is pretty easy. But it's sure fun.